Well, as some of you know, I live in the south. There are certain stereotypes about people who live here, and most of them are not flaterring. Well, those stereotypes exist for a reason. Here's an example:
Me (walking out of a Little Ceaser's, holding my $5 pizza): "Do do do do I love cheese do de doo do..."
Middle Aged Dude in Overalls: "'Sceuse me buddy, have yew gots some nail clippers by chance?"
Me: *looks at my nails* Uh, no sir.
M*A*D*O: "Yew ain't got no nails?"
Me: "Well Sir, I've got nails, I just don't use a clipper. I bite my nails. Bad habit I guess."
M*A*D*O: "Hell, that won't werk fer me. I ain't got no teef!"
At this point he opens his mouth to smile, and I see his fully toothless and caverness maw for the first time. Yowsa.
The South Shall Rise Again! As soon as we can get some dentists!
Fat Rock.
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