I'll get you next time....HOOTIE!!!

BAH, WE HAVE BEEN FOILED AGAIN!!!! Those of you who know Fat Rock and I well, KNOW that we have an Arch-Nemesis in the town. Well, F.R. has several, or rather many, well maybe he's just not well liked by a lot of people. Anyhoodle, "WE" have one Arch-Nemesis in town, the infamous DJ Hootie. Who is this mysterious villian, you ask? We don't know. We've never seen him. We only GUESS it's a him due to the fact that the name is DJ Hootie and the trailer that is pulled behind that features an owl sitting on a branch........wait for it..........with a big pair of boobs. Yes, a Hooter with hooters. We're not sure who this masked demon is, but we know this: he is a poor driver and he's fond of birds and boobies. The poor driving angered my road-rage prone husband, I was underwhelmed by the boobs. We *were* going to eliminate this threat, but he escaped through a Hardee's drive thru.


We'll get you next time Hootie! NEXT TIME!!!!